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What Makes 100%? [複製連結]

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只看樓主 倒序閱讀 使用道具 樓主  發表於: 2011-02-03

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%

And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96%

But ,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
100%

And,



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, its the
Bullshit
and
Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now I know why some people are where they are!

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只看該作者 首復  發表於: 2011-04-04
interesting
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只看該作者 2樓 發表於: 2012-06-01
Can't agree more,love it~
(How can i share this in my FB?)
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只看該作者 3樓 發表於: 2012-06-03
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離線幽篁琴啸

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只看該作者 4樓 發表於: 2012-06-03
原来是位老兄是个外国人,嗯肯定不是假洋鬼子,是真正的外国人,嘿嘿